What is the RSM?
What day is it? On Arbor Day and alternate Wednesdays it's the Renegade Slash Militia. On other occasions, we're not that committed. (There was a motion recently to change the name to Ladies Who Lunch. Five of our members resented being identified as ladies, seven objected to the concept of lunch. The Who vs. Whom committee has been too busy hot-waxing muses to submit their report.)

Why is the RSM?
We have no idea. If you figure it out, be sure to let us know.

How do I contact the RSM, and why would I want to?
We have no idea. If you figure it out, be sure to let us know.

What is it with the tag lines?
Oneupsmanship, short term memory loss, and really short attention spans.

Are you really anarchists?
Do we look that energetic to you?

What are the Official RSM ice cream flavors?
Rocky Road. Mocha Almond Delight. And the occasional banana popsicle.(Next time you're touring the RSM Clubhouse, be sure to stop by the Ben and Jerry's shrine on the third floor. The latest poll included two votes for Ben and Jerry's New York Super Chunk Fudge, which didn't surprise anyone,  and one for Lowfat Cherry Garcia Frozen Yogurt.We've sent that ballot out for a handwriting analysis, but in the meantime we've got the Lex muses keeping a close eye on Luminosity.

Are you serious about these RSM titles?
We have no idea to what titles you are referring. Please remain on this page while we get the trace started.

How do I join the RSM?
Life is a crap shoot. Some people get shanghaied by the RSM in the middle of the night, while others are allowed to live out their lives in relative peace and tranquility.

How many people belong to the RSM?
We don't do numbers. Sixty-nine has a place close to our hearts, but that's about it. (Amy insists on voting for 87. We haven't been able to convince her that if she keeps bending Krycek like that, eventually he's going to need traction.)

Well, is it a large group?
When we're all standing on your back screaming "Death to the Vanilla Clones!" it feels like a really large group. And at last years Boxer Day Parachute Jump and Goat Roast, we took first place in the They're Tougher Than They Look competition. (Be sure to catch our entry in the BDPJ&GR parade this year. Our's is the black and puce plaid float titled "Sometimes Weird Isn't Enough." Wave at Tif and Shar as it passes by and they'll throw you something shiny. You did remember to bring WetWipes, didn't you?)

Is the RSM an international organization?
No borders, no limits.  And very few inhibitions. (We can say 'excuse me, you're standing on my tail feathers' in eight languages now. We're quite proud of that. It comes in useful around the Clubhouse.)

Who are these strange women?
Define strange. (And while you're doing that, remember -- you came to us. It's not like we went out and stood on a dark corner, waiting for you to pass by so we could lasso you, drag you in here, and have our wicked way with you. Not that we've never done that, but not recently.)

What is the purpose of the RSM?
Who knows what slash lurks in the hearts of women? The RSM knows. And we're writing it as fast as we can. Some of us faster than others, but we all know that TLB is never going to end, and that the Krell are never going to give us that Dunkie flogging scene we're pleading for, so it doesn't really matter how fast they write, does it?

How does Olympia define 'the good stuff'?
Methos won't tell us. We're working on it. Check this space for updates. (Some of us think Methos' unusual silence on this subject has nothing to do with bribery, and everything to do with DQ stories and Olympia's demonstrated willingness to use crowbars as marital aids. Barb, can't you talk to her?

Is the RSM an equal opportunity, politically correct organization?
Every RSM member gets an equal opportunity to harass the towel boys. And girls. But we still haven't quite figured out what Moonpuppy's doing with Byron and that goat.

Can you really use that as a lubricant?
It depends on Duncan's mood. If Methos has pissed him off enough, he's been known to use blood. Blair seems to have developed a preference for rancid butter, but we've got Bone working on talking him out of it. Don't worry, if that doesn't work we have a firehose, a gallon of industrial strength cleaner,  several wire brushes, an electric sander, and half a dozen Clark Kent muses dying for the chance to use them.